Thursday TV assault!

"omgz! holy crap"

8:00pm, NBC HD. SNL Weekend Update Thursday.

8:30pm, NBC HD. Parks and Recreation 02x01 – Pawnee Zoo. Leslie tries to drum up publicity for the Pawnee zoo by arranging for two penguins to wed, but she inadvertently causes an uproar when both penguins turn out to be male. Elsewhere, Mark sets his sights on Ann and asks her out on a date.

9:00pm, NBC HD.The Office 06x01 – Gossip. The Dunder-Mifflin staffers share gossip about the summer interns. Michael, feeling out of the fun chatter, desperately goes hunting for the next big rumor to spread. Meanwhile, opposite-sex issues rattle Andy.

9:30pm, NBC HD. Community 01x01 – Pilot. A lawyer (Joel McHale) whose degree has been revoked forms a study group in the premiere of this comedy series following oddball students attending a Colorado community college. Chevy Chase also stars.

10:00pm, FX HD. It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia 05x01 – The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis. Frank, Mac, and Dennis try their hand at real estate; Dee arranges to be a surrogate mother for a couple; Charlie squares off with a lawyer over the intricacies of the judicial system.

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